David's Page

My Mug Shot

As you can see I have a bit of a jolly chap! It's the green thing on the table that's shaped like a leaf. I very much believe in disguise since it allows one to surprise woman from the rear with what would appear to be a harmless leaf!

Everyday Sounds

I thought long and hard about what I would include on my very own page for everyone to see. I finally decided to have a library of sounds that remind me of different things. Click on the photograph to hear the sound .....