I'm named after the dog in toy story, you know the one with the spring. Officially I'm a miniature long haired daschund which means I'm a short, hairy sausage. I love to play football because it annoys that brat Matthew when I chew his balls up, metaphorically speaking anyway. I have several mates: Sulley, Rusty, Beany and Solo but they are soooo boring because they can't play football. My favourite footballer is AL Sation of Man Chewster Utd. He's got a good dribble and he's like a dog with a bone when he's got the ball.